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Paul Stephen Rudd (born April 6, 1969) is an American actor. Rudd studied theatre at the University of Kansas and the American Academy of Dramatic Arts before making his acting debut in 1991. He was included on the Forbes Celebrity 100 list in 2019 and was named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" in 2021. The accolades he has received include a Critics' Choice Television Award, as well as nominations for a Golden Globe Award, two Primetime Emmy Awards, and two Screen Actors Guild Awards. Rudd appeared in the films Clueless (1995), Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995), Romeo + Juliet (1996), Wet Hot American Summer (2001), Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005), Knocked Up (2007), I Love You, Man (2009), and This Is 40 (2012). He has played the superhero Scott Lang / Ant-Man in five Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) films, from Ant-Man (2015) to Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023). He played Gary Grooberson in the Ghostbusters films Afterlife (2021) and Frozen Empire (2024). Rudd has also appeared in numerous television shows, including the sitcom Friends (2002–2004) as Mike Hannigan, and has featured as a guest host of Saturday Night Live multiple times. He had a dual role in the comedy series Living with Yourself (2019), which earned him a nomination for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Television Series Musical or Comedy. He starred in the miniseries The Shrink Next Door (2021). He featured in the Hulu comedy series Only Murders in the Building (2023–2024), which earned him a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. Description above from the Wikipedia article Paul Rudd, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Mom baked a pie, added a bottle of wine to the basket, and said to Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma is sick. Take the basket to her. Don't wander off and don't talk with strangers." Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest. A wolf jumps out of the bushes and says: "Hottie, now I'm going to kiss you where no one has kissed you before." Red Riding Hood: "Hmmm, just put it in the basket." The wolf left Hood walks through black forest and suddenly a wolf's head peeks out from the bushes, its eyes wide. "Why are your eyes so big..." The wolf disappears. Hood moves on. He reaches the clearing and there is a wolf's head with wide eyes sticking out of the grass, and Hood begins again: "Why do you have such big eyes..." The head disappears. She moves on. Suddenly she sees a wolf's head peeking out from the bushes. "Why..." And at that, the wolf roars: “Fck. Can I poop?” Hood meets the wolf again, he is riding his bike and she asks if he will give her a ride to her grandma's, the wolf says yes. They are driving and suddenly there is a bang and the wheel is in half, so the wolf welds and then they drive on, this happens twice more. Angry, the hooded wolf runs away and cursing along the way, goes after the grandmother and eats her. Hood came and asks, wolf, why are your eyes so red? That's all I got from that stupid welding, you Btch! And then he ate her. A Lumberjack walked in, wanted to shoot wolf, but he told him what had happened and he let him be and went to date hood's mom
