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William James "Bill" Murray (born September 21, 1950) is an American actor, comedian, and writer. He is known for his deadpan delivery in roles ranging from studio comedies to independent dramas. He has frequently collaborated with directors Ivan Reitman, Harold Ramis, Wes Anderson, Sofia Coppola, and Jim Jarmusch. He has earned numerous accolades including a BAFTA Award, two Emmy Awards, a Golden Globe Award, and two Independent Spirit Awards, as well as a nomination for an Academy Award. In 2016, Murray was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Murray was born in Evanston, Illinois, to Lucille (1921–1988), a mail-room clerk, and Edward Joseph Murray II (1921–1967), a lumber salesman. He was raised in Wilmette, Illinois, a northern suburb of Chicago. Murray and his eight siblings grew up in an Irish Catholic family. His paternal grandfather was from County Cork, while his maternal ancestors were from County Galway. Three of his siblings, John Murray, Joel Murray, and Brian Doyle-Murray, are also actors. Murray attended Regis University in Denver, Colorado, where he studied pre-med for a year. He dropped out after being arrested for marijuana possession. In 1973, he moved to New York City to pursue a career in comedy. He joined the National Lampoon Radio Hour, and later appeared in the National Lampoon stage show Lemmings. In 1977, Murray joined the cast of Saturday Night Live. He quickly became one of the show's most popular cast members, known for his deadpan delivery and his ability to improvise. He left the show in 1980 to pursue a film career. Murray's first major film role was in the 1979 comedy Meatballs. He went on to star in a number of successful comedies, including Caddyshack (1980), Stripes (1981), Ghostbusters (1984), and Groundhog Day (1993). He has also starred in a number of critically acclaimed dramas, such as Lost in Translation (2003) and Broken Flowers (2005). Murray is known for his eccentric and unpredictable behavior. He has been known to disappear from sets and film projects, and he has often been quoted as saying that he doesn't like to work. However, he is also known for his generosity and his willingness to help out his fellow actors.
Mom baked a pie, added a bottle of wine to the basket, and said to Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma is sick. Take the basket to her. Don't wander off and don't talk with strangers." Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest. A wolf jumps out of the bushes and says: "Hottie, now I'm going to kiss you where no one has kissed you before." Red Riding Hood: "Hmmm, just put it in the basket." The wolf left Hood walks through black forest and suddenly a wolf's head peeks out from the bushes, its eyes wide. "Why are your eyes so big..." The wolf disappears. Hood moves on. He reaches the clearing and there is a wolf's head with wide eyes sticking out of the grass, and Hood begins again: "Why do you have such big eyes..." The head disappears. She moves on. Suddenly she sees a wolf's head peeking out from the bushes. "Why..." And at that, the wolf roars: “Fck. Can I poop?” Hood meets the wolf again, he is riding his bike and she asks if he will give her a ride to her grandma's, the wolf says yes. They are driving and suddenly there is a bang and the wheel is in half, so the wolf welds and then they drive on, this happens twice more. Angry, the hooded wolf runs away and cursing along the way, goes after the grandmother and eats her. Hood came and asks, wolf, why are your eyes so red? That's all I got from that stupid welding, you Btch! And then he ate her. A Lumberjack walked in, wanted to shoot wolf, but he told him what had happened and he let him be and went to date hood's mom
