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John Christopher Depp II (born June 9, 1963) is an American actor, producer and musician. He is the recipient of various accolades, including a Golden Globe Award and a Screen Actors Guild Award, in addition to nominations for three Academy Awards and two British Academy Film Awards. He made his debut in the horror film A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), before rising to prominence as a teen idol on the television series 21 Jump Street (1987–1990). In the 1990s, he acted mostly in independent films, often playing eccentric characters. These included What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), Benny and Joon (1993), Dead Man (1995), Donnie Brasco (1997) and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998). He also began collaborating with director Tim Burton, starring in Edward Scissorhands (1990), Ed Wood (1994), and Sleepy Hollow (1999). In the 2000s, he became one of the most commercially successful film stars by playing Captain Jack Sparrow in the swashbuckler film series Pirates of the Caribbean (2003–present). He received critical praise for Finding Neverland (2004), and continued his commercially successful collaboration with Tim Burton with the films Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Corpse Bride (2005), Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), and Alice in Wonderland (2010). In 2012, he was one of the world's biggest film stars, and was listed by the Guinness World Records as the world's highest-paid actor, with earnings of US$75 million. During the 2010s, Depp began producing films through his company, Infinitum Nihil, and formed the rock supergroup Hollywood Vampires with Alice Cooper and Joe Perry.
Mom baked a pie, added a bottle of wine to the basket, and said to Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma is sick. Take the basket to her. Don't wander off and don't talk with strangers." Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest. A wolf jumps out of the bushes and says: "Hottie, now I'm going to kiss you where no one has kissed you before." Red Riding Hood: "Hmmm, just put it in the basket." The wolf left Hood walks through black forest and suddenly a wolf's head peeks out from the bushes, its eyes wide. "Why are your eyes so big..." The wolf disappears. Hood moves on. He reaches the clearing and there is a wolf's head with wide eyes sticking out of the grass, and Hood begins again: "Why do you have such big eyes..." The head disappears. She moves on. Suddenly she sees a wolf's head peeking out from the bushes. "Why..." And at that, the wolf roars: “Fck. Can I poop?” Hood meets the wolf again, he is riding his bike and she asks if he will give her a ride to her grandma's, the wolf says yes. They are driving and suddenly there is a bang and the wheel is in half, so the wolf welds and then they drive on, this happens twice more. Angry, the hooded wolf runs away and cursing along the way, goes after the grandmother and eats her. Hood came and asks, wolf, why are your eyes so red? That's all I got from that stupid welding, you Btch! And then he ate her. A Lumberjack walked in, wanted to shoot wolf, but he told him what had happened and he let him be and went to date hood's mom
