Stories by @vikingwendigo

Cursed (2005): Phoenix Coyotes Edition

*this is not a continuation of the Worst Christmas Movie Ever quadrilogy despite featuring the same main six characters* Waluigi, Shadow, and Faye Valentine are driving back to a Holiday Inn near Glendale, Arizona one night when they collide with another vehicle, sending it careening into the desert below. While attempting to help the other driver, a unnamed young woman, get out of her car, they are suddenly attacked by a furry monster emerging from the shadows. The creature drags Becky into the forest after failing to bite our three heroes. When paramedics arrive and ask our heroes what kind of animal attacked them, Waluigi can only respond that it looked like a "wolf or coyote the size of a human being". Meanwhile, Phoenix Coyotes mascot Howler has been left money-less and homeless after the Yotes relocated to Utah to become the Mammoth a couple years ago, and Chaz finds him outside an apartment and takes him in under his wing (err, fin, since he's a shark demon). However, he starts to regret it when he thinks Howler may be the culprit behind the attack, considering another young lady sleeping next to Chaz's hotel room later mutates into a monstrous, flesh-eating werecoyote, and when Waluigi and Faye encounter said monster again, they point that the coyote that attacked and ate the victim could be this one, rather than Howler. (oh, and also ft. Wile E.)

The K-pocalypse (film no. 4)

Chaz is now living with Waluigi, Shadow, and Faye Valentine, and due to their (and my) severe hatred for Kpop Demon Hunters (like a normal person should), they have awoken the most obnoxious, screamingest, deadliest entity ever: Rumi. The four can't defeat her alone, so they must unite with other toons to save the world a whopping fourth time! This is it... Will Earth cease to exist? Also, this movie's main lesson is to never be a KPDH fan, EVER.

The Shark Boy Summer Movie (No. 3 in the Worst Christmas Movie Ever saga)

After the events of The Worst Christmas Movie Ever and Revenge of the 67 Kid, everyone's favorite gay shark demon, Chaz, has been accused of molesting the San Jose Sharks owner for having the AI goal song Power Bite, so he is kicked out of Hell. He currently resides in San Jose and is constantly trying to get back home, but after the 67 Kid's second defeat, something mysterious has happened. The 67 Kid's DNA has split, creating the monstrous SCP-067, which is so powerful it can devour one multiverse at a time. Now only Chaz, with the occasional assistance of random toons, can stop him to both "save" the planet a third time and also get back home. At the same time, he must uncover the secret of who killed Big Bird, making this a mystery as well.

Revenge of the 67 Kid

(poster TBA) After the events of The Worst Christmas Movie Ever, 67 Kid has returned from the dead to wipe out the world by eating it! Only Waluigi can stop him! (also ft. our lord and savior Fuzzy Lumpkins) The other plot is Shadow and Faye wanting Waluigi to interview Fuzzy Lumpkins, a pink hillbilly supervillain who is also a violent psychopath, serving life behind bars for various acts of murder and cannibalism, as well as (along with the Gangreen Gang) sexually harassing Ms. Bellum. Our three heroes believe that Fuzzy may have insight into a case and that the 67 Kid may be just the bait to draw him out.

Space Spam

(Uh oh) The world is at risk of it's demise when a copy of NBA 2K26 on the Nintendo Switch 2 is hacked by Norm (as revenge for the world hating his movies), and he, along with other villains, threaten to wipe out humanity! Only Shaq, uniting with Waluigi and some other characters, can save the world by using the plain in-game avatars. If Shaq and co. win, the world goes back to normal, but if Norm's crew, the Barneymen, win, it's the end of all existence.

Gorillaz: The Ultimate Madness

Taking place after The Mountain album, the most popular band ever has seemingly reclaimed their long-abandoned Kong Studios, but many chaos ensues when the personified horrors of the realm beneath Kong Studios are unleashed by Murdoc’s new rival Ace (returning from Phase 5). The band unites to face off against these creatures in a globe-trotting journey, encountering old friends and foes along the way.

Helluva Boss once it gets a movie (possibly 2027)

The ultimate raunchy, bloodily goofy, wild extravaganza that brings back all of the characters we know and love. It also shows more of the world of the Hellaverse and unleashes a new antagonist: Azazel, who Stella, Striker, and Crimson have recruited

SML x King of the Hill x Hazbin Hotel

Jeffy and Junior sneak into Texas to attend a Texans playoff game at NRG Stadium, but they end up meeting Hank Hill, who accidentally kills both of them and himself there. Now, they, Mario, Chef Pee Pee, Bobby, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Husk unite to escape Hell (except the demons, of course) by descending through another Hell: Dante’s Inferno, where they must confront the terrifyingly deadly Azazel.