Stories by @tyler_rothwell

Renfield

Having grown sick and tired of his centuries as Dracula’s lackey, Renfield finds a new lease on life — and maybe even redemption — when he falls for feisty, perennially angry traffic cop Rebecca Quincy.

Dipsh*ts vs Zombies

An assembly of drunks, prostitutes, and influencers are all brought together by one problem: a vicious horde of the undead.

Artemis Fowl (2023)

If the movie was actually faithful to the book

Cocaine Bear

After ingesting a duffel bag full of cocaine, an American black bear goes on a murderous rampage in a small Georgia town where a group of locals and tourists must join forces in order to survive the attack.

Blazing Saddles (2024)

They say Blazing Saddles can't be made today. I say it just needs the right cast

People That Should be on The Eric Andre Show

They should be guests

A Heartwarming Valentine's Day Comedy

Feeling depressed but wanting to bring love into the world a homeless man cuts increasingly beautiful messages into his skin using a broken beer bottle. The coroner who finds his body then feels true love from these messages, and begins a relationship with his corpse.

Jennifer's Body (2024)

A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

Ready or Not (2023)

A bride’s wedding night takes a sinister turn when her eccentric new in-laws force her to take part in a terrifying game.

Primate

A group of friends who were all targeted by a mysterious monkey on a bike have a get together only for the monkey to strike back with a vengeance.

Love And Masturbation

Two people attempt a meaningful relationship, even though they both share a deep love of porn.

Barbarian

In town for a job interview, a young woman arrives at her Airbnb late at night only to find that it has been mistakenly double-booked and a strange man is already staying there. Against her better judgement, she decides to stay the night anyway, but soon discovers that there is much more to be afraid of in the house than the other house guest.

Zootopia (live-action remake)

The exact same script but everyone is under that weird CGI from Cats.

Wrath of Mordecai

After Ben suffers a nasty breakup (she didn't know how to read) his friends decide to take him out to a concert, which turns into a fight for survival when a mysterious man in a blue jay costume begins slaughtering the concertgoers.

Me and the Boys at 2 AM Looking For Beans

Friends look for beans. The beans look for blood. Terror ensues

Insideout Fan2001: The Movie

When his waifu Poppy is kidnapped by the cult of Frozen Insideout Fan2001 must embark on a quest to get her back and stop the cult from using her as a sacrifice. However he soon finds himself forced to work with his sworn rival... Schaffrillas Productions.

An Insideout Fan2001 Porno

Insideout Fan2001 makes love to Poppy and Disgust

Norm of the North (live-action remake)

Norm kills people.

Baby Driver

After being coerced into working for a crime boss, a young getaway driver finds himself taking part in a heist doomed to fail.

The Party Stops 3

Trying to move on from the horrific deaths they've seen Alexis and Brad move to a small town in an attempt to live normal lives. Suddenly a mysterious stranger arrives and brings back Alexis' fallen friends, complicating a dinner party with neighbors. Unbeknownst to the couple the stranger is actually Dracula, who has also summoned Gibby to finish what he started. As Gibby strikes and targets both new and old inhabitants Alexis must fight a brutal and bloody final stand against the shirtless godlord of death.