Stories by @bathannates

The Killer (2023)

Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire for love.

Martin Scorsese’s The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (2002-2008)

When I was your age they would say we can become Jedi, or Siths. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a lightsaber, what’s the difference?

Touch of Evil (2023)

A stark, perverse story of murder, kidnapping and police corruption in a Mexican border town.

The Nice Gals (2016)

A down-on-her-luck private eye and a hired enforcer turn into unlikely partners when a young man disappears.

Dr. Strangelove (2023)

We will all go together when we go.

Barbie (1979)

“We knew the world would not be the same…”

The Flash

Microwave the baby

Scorn

The original John Wick.

The Saga of the Swamp Thing

I know James Mangold already called dibs but I wanted to do something different.

Spider-Man de Damien Chazelle

First Man is an underrated movie.

Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)

Kind of surprised no one had done this yet

Mother!

They’re an unusual couple.

Mr. Burns, A Post-Electric Adaptation

Shortly after a global catastrophe, a group of survivors gathered around a fire struggle to remember the plot of The Simpsons episode “Cape Feare.” We then flash forward, 7 years into the future first, then 75, and see how much the story has been changed since.

The Elephant Man

A Victorian surgeon rescues a heavily disfigured man who is mistreated while scraping a living as a side-show freak. Behind his monstrous façade, there is revealed a person of kindness, intelligence and sophistication.

David Lynch’s The Fantastic Four (1990)

It’s the fantastic four but with David Lynch regulars.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2021)

In the bleak days of the Cold War, espionage veteran George Smiley is forced from semi-retirement to uncover a Soviet Agent within MI6.

Bullet Train: Rule 63 edition

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive…

Blade Runner 2049

A robot and his next-gen body pillow go on an adventure!

Greta Gerwig’s Lady Bat

I mean, is this such a stretch given that she’s just wrapped the Barbie movie?

The Scottish Play

It’s Macbeth but featuring an all-Scottish cast!