Stories by @Jeshisthename

𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝟑𝟎𝟎𝟎

A feature length reimagining of the short-lived Cartoon Network television series following a world-renowned recording artist who drops everything to teach music to a class of young pupils at the Westley Performing Arts Academy.

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?

There isn't much for Gilbert to look forward to in the small, dying town of Endora. The only thing keeping him sane is his mentally-challenged brother, and his physically-challenged mother. Despite the challenges that are posed in this small town, Gilbert had forgotten that he has become challenged himself and, with the help of a marooned world traveler, begins to see the bigger picture.

The War of Charley Brenner

In a time of economic disparity and overgrown commercialism, an aimless high school graduate is inexplicably enlisted in the U.S. army. Therein he’s subjected to grueling labor, overbearing higher-ups/ cadets, and an armed conflict that aims to swallow his entire existence.

ℕ𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒, ℙ𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝟙𝟠𝟙𝟚

Young and impulsive, Natasha Rostova arrives in Moscow to await the return of her fiancé from the front lines. When she falls under the spell of the roguish Anatole, it is up to Pierre, a family friend in the middle of an existential crisis, to pick up the pieces of her shattered reputation.

𝙰𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜

Acting Class creates a tapestry of disconnect, distrust, and manipulation. Ten strangers are brought together under the tutelage of John Smith, a mysterious and morally questionable leader. The group of social misfits and restless searchers have one thing in common: they are out of step with their surroundings and desperate for change. A husband and wife, four years into their marriage and simmering in boredom. A single mother, her young son showing disturbing signs of mental instability. A peculiar woman with few if any friends and only her menial job keeping her grounded. A figure model, comfortable in his body and ready for a creative challenge. A worried grandmother and her adult granddaughter; a hulking laborer and gym nut; a physical therapist; an ex-con. With thrumming unease, the class sinks deeper into their lessons as the process demands increasing devotion. Where the line between real life and imagination begins to blur, the group's deepest fears and desires are laid bare. Exploring the tension between who we are and how we present and takes us through an unsettling American journey.

🄲🄰🄿🅃🄰🄸🄽 🄿🄻🄰🄽🄴🅃

In a world ravaged by climate change, big business, and ungodly levels of pollution, the Earth spirit Gaia entrusts five young strangers with the responsibility of summoning the legendary Captain Planet in order to save the world.

Snow White and the Evil Queen

Snow White and the Evil Queen is a movie starring Brett Cooper as Snow White. It is definitely going to come out.

The Fox and The Hound

A fox named Tod and a hound named Copper vow to be best friends forever. But as Copper grows into a hunting dog, their unlikely friendship faces the ultimate test.

𝓒𝓪𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓽 ₐₜ ₜₕₑ ₖᵢₜ ₖₐₜ Cₗᵤb

Set in 1929–1930 Berlin during the twilight of the Jazz Age as the Nazis rise to power, the musical focuses on the hedonistic nightlife at the seedy Kit Kat Klub and revolves around American writer Clifford Bradshaw's relations with English cabaret performer Sally Bowles. A subplot involves the doomed romance between German boarding house owner Fräulein Schneider and her elderly suitor Herr Schultz, a Jewish fruit vendor. Overseeing the action is the Master of Ceremonies at the Kit Kat Klub, and the club itself serves as a metaphor for ominous political developments in late Weimar Germany.

𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀

The city of Los Angeles is the game board as five teams of college students attempt to win "The Great All-Nighter", a dusk-to-dawn competition dreamed up by an eccentric graduate student.

𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐂

An adaptation of Jorge Rivera-Herrans‘ iconic retelling of Homer’s Odyssey, in which the Greek hero Odysseus embarks on a long and perilous journey home to the kingdom of Ithaca after fighting in the Trojan War.

🅂🅆🄴🄴🄽🄴🅈 🅃🄾🄳🄳

Times are hard in 1846 London and one must make do. Mrs. Nellie Lovett adds something extra to the meat pies she peddles on Fleet Street. The secret ingredient: freshly murdered victims of her partner in crime, barber Sweeney Todd. Composer and Lyricist Stephen Sondheim refashions a macabre tale into a musical masterwork in this dazzling performance of the 1979 Broadway hit originally staged by Harold Prince. In her Tony-winning role, Dame Angela Lansbury plays Nellie. George Hearn turns his stage role of twisted Sweeney into an Emmy-winning triumph. The score coils around itself in ever-tightening spirals. The lines ripple with black humor and madness. Enter Sweeney's tonsorial parlor. Attend the tale.

A Streetcar Named Desire

Set in the French Quarter of New Orleans during the restless years following World War Two, A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE is the story of Blanche DuBois, a fragile and neurotic woman on a desperate prowl for someplace in the world to call her own. After being exiled from her hometown of Laurel, Mississippi, for seducing a seventeen-year-old boy at the school where she taught English, Blanche explains her unexpected appearance on Stanley and Stella's (Blanche's sister) doorstep as nervous exhaustion. This, she claims, is the result of a series of financial calamities which have recently claimed the family plantation, Belle Reve. Suspicious, Stanley points out that "under Louisiana's Napoleonic code what belongs to the wife belongs to the husband." Stanley, a sinewy and brutish man, is as territorial as a panther. He tells Blanche he doesn't like to be swindled and demands to see the bill of sale. This encounter defines Stanley and Blanche's relationship. They are opposing camps and Stella is caught in no-man's-land. But Stanley and Stella are deeply in love. Blanche's efforts to impose herself between them only enrages the animal inside Stanley. When Mitch -- a card-playing buddy of Stanley's -- arrives on the scene, Blanche begins to see a way out of her predicament. Mitch, himself alone in the world, reveres Blanche as a beautiful and refined woman. Yet, as rumors of Blanche's past in Auriol begin to catch up to her, her circumstances become unbearable.

🅲🅻🆄🅴

A group of strangers are invited to the luxurious home of Dr. Black and are quickly tasked with solving his murder.

🅃🄷🄴 🄲🄾🄵🄵🄴🄴 🅃🄰🄱🄻🄴

A remake of Caye Casas’ infamous dark comedy horror film about a happily married couple with a newborn child who’s lives are completely shattered when the husband purchases a kitschy table.

𝘼 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨

A Confederacy of Dunces follows the misadventures of protagonist Ignatius J. Reilly, a lazy, overweight, misanthropic, self-styled scholar who lives at home with his mother. He is an educated but slothful 30-year-old man living in the Uptown neighborhood of early-1960s New Orleans who, in his quest for employment, has various adventures with colorful French Quarter characters. Toole wrote the novel in 1963 during his last few months in Puerto Rico. It is hailed for its accurate depictions of New Orleans dialects. Toole based Reilly in part on his college professor friend Bob Byrne. Byrne's slovenly, eccentric behavior was anything but professorial, and Reilly mirrored him in these respects. The character was also based on Toole himself, and several personal experiences served as inspiration for passages in the novel. While at Tulane, Toole filled in for a friend at a job as a hot tamale cart vendor, and worked at a family owned and operated clothing factory. Both of these experiences were later adopted into his fiction.

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𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔡

A man's personal life begins to change for the worst after a character from his favorite video game is released into reality.

𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙎

Katie is the founding owner of a popular restaurant named Seconds. Katie inhabits a room in Seconds and is woken up one night by a mysterious, white-haired girl named Lis, who gives Katie a notepad, a single mushroom, and instructions for her to follow to cast a "do-over" spell in order to fix her past mistakes. Katie finds more mushrooms under the floorboard in the restaurant and uses them to fix problems arising with the construction of a brand new restaurant, her relationship with her ex-boyfriend, and to prevent the injury of a waitress named Hazel. Despite Lis' rule of one mushroom per person, Katie ignores Lis' concerns and seeks to use the mushrooms to make her life perfect, but unintentionally creates more problems as a result and disrupts the balance of time and space.

𝔸 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕠 ℕ𝕠𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖

In late 1990s Los Angeles, Fiona Apple accompanies her then-boyfriend Paul Thomas Anderson on a hangout with acclaimed director Quentin Tarantino. What follows is an excruciating night of fast-food, bragging, and substance abuse which will stave Fiona from cocaine use for the rest of her life.