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Joseph Murray Cornish (born 20 December 1968) is an English comedian and filmmaker. With Adam Buxton, he forms the comedy duo Adam and Joe. In 2011, Cornish released his directorial debut, Attack the Block. He also co-wrote The Adventures of Tintin with Steven Moffat and Edgar Wright and Ant-Man with Wright, Adam McKay, and Paul Rudd. Description above from the Wikipedia article Joe Cornish, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Joe Cornish

Director
for Director in Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
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In a seemingly ordinary third-grade classroom, everything feels just slightly... off. When a new teacher arrives - impeccably dressed in a vintage burgundy polka-dot dress and carrying an unsettling stillness - most students are too intimidated to question her. But not Eddie Baker, a scrappy, sharp-eyed troublemaker, and Melody, a fearless, action-ready classmate who refuses to ignore her instincts. Alongside them is Liza Higgins, a sensitive dreamer who notices the quiet, eerie details others overlook. At first, it’s small things: the way their teacher never seems to move unless she chooses to, the unnatural silence of her footsteps, the strange “Rules” she writes on the board that feel more like warnings than classroom guidelines. But when shadows begin to stretch in ways they shouldn’t - long, claw-like shapes that don’t match her form - the kids realize they may be dealing with something far more dangerous than a strict educator. As suspicion turns into certainty, the trio embarks on a secret investigation, sneaking through hallways, decoding clues, and testing a theory no adult would ever believe: their teacher might not be human at all. Blending humor, mystery, and just the right amount of chills, Vampires Don’t Wear Polka Dots is a nostalgic, “spooky-lite” adventure about courage, friendship, and the strange realization that sometimes the scariest monsters don’t lurk in the dark—they stand right at the front of the classroom, smiling patiently, waiting for the bell to ring.