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David Alan Coulier (born September 21, 1959) is an American stand-up comedian, impressionist, television and voice actor, and television host. He is best known for his role as Joey Gladstone on the ABC sitcom Full House; he reprised the role for the Full House spin-off Fuller House. He has done extensive voice work including voiced Peter Venkman on The Real Ghostbusters, and Animal and Bunsen on Muppet Babies. In the early 1990s, Coulier was married for two years to actress and model Jayne Modean. They have a son, Luc, born in 1990. After they were divorced, he dated singer Alanis Morissette for two years, but they broke up shortly before she recorded her album Jagged Little Pill. He was rumored to be the subject of Morissette's song "You Oughta Know" and, in a 2008 interview with the Calgary Herald, he indicated that he thinks the rumor is true, as there are many things about him in the song. However, in the 2021 documentary Jagged, Morissette denied the song is about him, despite the coincidental timing. He founded his own children's entertainment company, F3 Entertainment, in 2000. In 2005, he began dating photographer and producer Melissa Bring; they married on July 2, 2014. He is a private pilot who owns and flies a B35 Bonanza. In 2023, he began hosting Full House Rewind, an episode-by-episode rewatch podcast. In October 2024, he was diagnosed with stage 3 non-Hodgkin lymphoma, and began chemotherapy. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Dave Coulier

The Blob
for The Blob in Treehouse Of Horror: The Simpsons Halloween Special Movie
Suggested by jakubduda

Fade in. We see an eerie, full moon-lit night. Bats fly across the sky as a mysterious fog rolls in over Springfield. The familiar theme music starts playing as we zoom in on the Simpson house. Inside, the family is getting ready for Halloween. Bart is dressed as a werewolf, Lisa as a mummy, and Maggie as a tiny adorable vampire. Homer is his usual lazy self, sprawled on the couch, while Marge, dressed as a scarecrow, is trying to get him in the spirit of the holiday. At top secret government facility, we see a group of scientists and military personnel. They've managed to capture some of the world's most dangerous monsters: Frankenstein, Count Dracula, Pumpkinhead, the Scarecrow, Werewolf, Mummy, Slappy the Dummy, Gill-man, and the Blob. They've decided to dump these creatures in the one place they're sure no one will ever find them: Springfield. The monsters are loaded onto heavily guarded transport vehicle and, on a foggy night in September, they're brought to the Springfield. Unbeknownst to the town, these creatures have taken over the town's highest positions, and Count Dracula is now the new Mayor. Halloween night arrives, now their plan begins. The monsters, led by Count Dracula, begin terrorizing the town. Killing our beloved citizens. The surviving townspeople form a resistance. The resistance manages to defeat the monsters. Dracula's powers are neutralized when Maggie, dressed as a cute vampire, bites him back. As the sun rises on November 1st, they know they won.