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Thomas Jacob Black (born August 28, 1969) is an American actor, comedian, and musician. He is known for his roles in family and comedy films and his voice work in animated films. His awards include a Children's and Family Emmy Award, a Grammy Award, and three Golden Globe Award nominations. After portraying supporting roles in films including Dead Man Walking (1995), The Cable Guy (1996), Mars Attacks! (1996), and Enemy of the State (1998), Black had his breakout role in the musical film High Fidelity (2000). This led to larger roles in films like Shallow Hal (2001) and Orange County (2002) before he solidified his leading-man status with his starring role in School of Rock (2003). Black has since starred in King Kong (2005), The Holiday (2006), Nacho Libre (2006), Tropic Thunder (2008), Bernie (2011), Goosebumps (2016), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017), its sequel Jumanji: The Next Level (2019), The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) and A Minecraft Movie (2025). He has also voiced Po in the Kung Fu Panda franchise (2008–present) and Bowser in The Super Mario Bros. Movie franchise (2023-present). Black is the lead vocalist of the duo Tenacious D, which he formed in 1994 with long-time friend Kyle Gass. In 2015, they won the Grammy Award for Best Metal Performance for "The Last in Line." Since 2018, Black has run a YouTube channel called Jablinski Games. Description above from the Wikipedia article Jack Black, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Jack Black
Mudskly mcmurder
for Mudskly mcmurder in The wacky wedding chaos
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--- **THE STORY:** Deep within the heart of a neon-mulberry Singapore, the **Iwerks Hotel** stands as a sanctuary for classic animation and retro-tech. But the peace is shattered when **Mudskly**, a power-hungry 8-bit spider developer, unleashes the "Cursed" malware—a digital plague that blends 1930s "Rubber-Hose" physics with chaotic Windows 95 glitches. As the hotel’s reality begins to "pixel out," an unlikely alliance forms. **Kim (Lana Condor)**, a high-tech adventurer with elastic "Bimbo-Stretch" powers, teams up with **Buddy (Bill Farmer)**, a clumsy hero who relies on "Rim-Rhyme" logic and emergency spinach. They are joined by the majestic **Dude (Morgan Freeman)**, a narrator who can transform from a chrome-plated knight into a "Rubber-Hose" gas stove at a moment's notice. The stakes skyrocket when Mudskly steals Buddy’s spinach, transforming into a neon-green giant. The battle rages across the hotel’s shifting dimensions: * **The Girl with a Pearl Earring (Olivia Rodrigo)** steps out of her frame to hurl "You Are An Idiot" malware shurikens with deadly precision, even after a boomerang-throwing Mudskly sends her head into a floating orbit. * **Marie Curie (Véronique Augereau)** drifts her **Petite Curie** x-ray van through the gardens to save the 2D icon **Mr. Game & Watch** from a fatal fall. * **Gerald Grasshopper** deploys biological warfare, thwacking the villain with golden bumblebee pollen to trigger a system-wide "Allergic Shutdown." Set to a sinister, orchestral remix of the **SMB2 Final Boss theme**, the film is a high-octane celebration of animation history. From **Cammiecopter** laser strikes to **Duck Hunt** cameos and 17th-century ninja moves, the heroes must execute the "Final Patch" before Mudskly turns the world into a permanent "Blue Screen of Death."
