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Michael Bakari Jordan (/bɑːˈkɑːri/ bah-KAR-ee; born February 9, 1987) is an American actor, producer, and director. His accolades include an Academy Award, three Actor Awards, and a Producers Guild Award, in addition to nominations for a British Academy Film Award, a Golden Globe Award and two Emmy Awards. Jordan was named one of the 100 most influential people in the world by Time in 2020 and 2023, People's Sexiest Man Alive in 2020, and The New York Times ranked him 15th on its list of the 25 greatest actors of the 21st century. Jordan initially broke out in television, playing Wallace in the first season of the HBO crime drama series The Wire (2002). He starred in the ABC soap opera All My Children (2003–2006) and the NBC sports drama series Friday Night Lights (2009–2011). He later starred in and produced the HBO television film Fahrenheit 451 (2018), for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Television Movie. Jordan's film breakthrough came as Oscar Grant in Ryan Coogler's biopic Fruitvale Station (2013), for which his performance received critical praise. He earned further acclaim for his performances in Coogler's subsequent films, including Creed (2015), Black Panther (2018), and Sinners (2025); the latter earned him the Academy Award for Best Actor. Jordan reprised his role of Donnie Creed in Creed II (2018) and Creed III (2023), the latter of which also marked his directorial debut. His other films include Chronicle (2012), That Awkward Moment (2014), Fantastic Four (2015), and Just Mercy (2019). Aside from filmmaking, Jordan is also a co-owner of Premier League club AFC Bournemouth. Description above from the Wikipedia article Michael B. Jordan, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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--- **THE STORY:** Deep within the heart of a neon-mulberry Singapore, the **Iwerks Hotel** stands as a sanctuary for classic animation and retro-tech. But the peace is shattered when **Mudskly**, a power-hungry 8-bit spider developer, unleashes the "Cursed" malware—a digital plague that blends 1930s "Rubber-Hose" physics with chaotic Windows 95 glitches. As the hotel’s reality begins to "pixel out," an unlikely alliance forms. **Kim (Lana Condor)**, a high-tech adventurer with elastic "Bimbo-Stretch" powers, teams up with **Buddy (Bill Farmer)**, a clumsy hero who relies on "Rim-Rhyme" logic and emergency spinach. They are joined by the majestic **Dude (Morgan Freeman)**, a narrator who can transform from a chrome-plated knight into a "Rubber-Hose" gas stove at a moment's notice. The stakes skyrocket when Mudskly steals Buddy’s spinach, transforming into a neon-green giant. The battle rages across the hotel’s shifting dimensions: * **The Girl with a Pearl Earring (Olivia Rodrigo)** steps out of her frame to hurl "You Are An Idiot" malware shurikens with deadly precision, even after a boomerang-throwing Mudskly sends her head into a floating orbit. * **Marie Curie (Véronique Augereau)** drifts her **Petite Curie** x-ray van through the gardens to save the 2D icon **Mr. Game & Watch** from a fatal fall. * **Gerald Grasshopper** deploys biological warfare, thwacking the villain with golden bumblebee pollen to trigger a system-wide "Allergic Shutdown." Set to a sinister, orchestral remix of the **SMB2 Final Boss theme**, the film is a high-octane celebration of animation history. From **Cammiecopter** laser strikes to **Duck Hunt** cameos and 17th-century ninja moves, the heroes must execute the "Final Patch" before Mudskly turns the world into a permanent "Blue Screen of Death."
