Hello friend. Tired of watching the same heartwarming shows and movies every Christmas? Need a break from Rudolph & Frosty. Well, starting December 13th, we're bringing you the twelve days of Hitmas! Twelve nights of mind-blowing weirdness, non-stop action, and naughtyness that makes you want to say *cuts to a clip of Home Alon 2* "Merry Christmas, ya dirty Animal". The Twelve Days of Hitmas! May all your halls be decked and your eggnog be spiked. *cut back to HA2* "And a Happy New Year!"
