
Age: 77
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Lewis Niles Black (born August 30, 1948) is an American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, social critic and actor. He is known for his comedy style, which often includes simulating a mental breakdown, or an increasingly angry rant, ridiculing history, politics, religion, trends and cultural phenomena. He hosted the Comedy Central series Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and makes regular appearances on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart delivering his “Back in Black” commentary segment. When not on the road performing, he resides in Manhattan. He also maintains a residence in Chapel Hill, N.C. He is currently the spokesman for Aruba Tourism, appearing in television ads that aired in late 2009 and 2010. He was voted 51st of the 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all time by Comedy Central in 2004. Description above from the Wikipedia article Lewis Black, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Lewis Black

J. Jonah Jameson
for J. Jonah Jameson in The Spider-Man
Suggested by mephilesthedark

A young student, named Peter Parker, is living life as best as he could, both at his school and his home with Aunt May and Uncle Ben. But Peter still has one thing to balance: His new gained powers. About 4 days ago when him and Mary Jane were at a bug musuem, he was bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him superpowers to gain superstregnth, shoot out webs, crawl on walls, sense danger and to see in the dark. When Peter is trying to balance his new superhero part of life, he then encounters an enraged man named Max Dillion, whom calls himself, Electro, with the help of an man of a body of angered wasps and yellowjackets, nicknamed Swarm. Now the new friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has to balance his home and school life, while stepping into his new superhero career of sorts, meanwhile battling these 2 dangerous villains.