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Steven Seagal is an American action film star, producer, writer, martial artist, guitarist, and a reserve deputy sheriff. A 7th-dan black belt in Aikido, he began his adult life as an Aikido instructor in Japan. He became the first foreigner to operate an Aikido Dojo in Japan. He later moved to the Los Angeles, California, area where he made his film debut in 1988 in Above the Law. By 1991, he had starred in three successful films, and would go on to achieve greater fame in Under Siege (1992), where he played Navy SEALs counter-terrorist expert Casey Ryback. However, his image became tarnished when both On Deadly Ground (1994, which he directed) and Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) did poorly in theaters. During the later half of the 90s, he starred in three more theatrical films and a direct-to-video The Patriot. Aside from Exit Wounds (2001) and Half Past Dead (2002), his career shifted almost entirely to direct-to-video films (often low budget productions and shot in Europe or Asia). Between 1998 to 2009, he appeared in a total of 22 of these. At the age of 59, he finally returned to the big screen as Torrez in the 2010 film Machete. He is also a recording artist and guitarist and the founder of Steven Seagal Enterprises. In addition to his professional achievements, he is also known as an environmentalist, an animal rights activist and a supporter of the 14th Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso, and the Tibetan independence movement.
Steven Seagal
Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson,
for Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson, in The Simpsons: Springfield Crime Story
Suggested by jakubduda
Someone in Springfield is killing people, the question is who the serial killer is. Following the assassinations of Eddie, Nick Riviera, Dewey Largo and the entire Fit Fat Tony mob. Quimby decides to take 2 steps after it is clear that there is a mass murderer in the city, emergency is declared and an investigation office is set up. Team members are Chester Turley (Snake Jailbird), Rich Texan, Homer, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Dr. Julius Hibbert, Captain Horatio McAllister, Drederick Tatum, Herman Hermann, Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle, Lenny and Carl. During the investigation, the team tries to obtain evidence, but the killer is always ahead, and Citizens die, including Lindsey Naegle, Hans Moleman, Gil Gunderson, Jeremy Freedman, Sam and Larry from Moe's Pub. The team compiles a list of suspects: Flanders, Cletus Spuckler, Skinner, Sanjay, Kirk Van Houten, Clancy Wiggum, Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson, Kumiko Nakamura, Moe Szyslak, Luigi Risotto, Akira Kurosawa, Ruth Powers, Sideshow Bob and Judge Constance Harm. After deaths of Sanjay and Ruth Powers, the list narrowed. Hidden camera reveals that Wiggum, Comic Book Guy and Kirk Van Houten broke into Lard Lad Donuts at the time of the murder. Another dead is Constance Harm. When Herbert Powell was killed, he wrote the letters JP with blood. Janey Powell? No! JP means Japan. Kumiko or Akira? Akira isn´t the killer because he is not Japanese, but Okinawan. Akira cheated on Comics Book Guy with Akira. Killer is Yutaka Nakamura.
