After the events of The Worst Christmas Movie Ever and Revenge of the 67 Kid, everyone's favorite gay shark demon, Chaz, has been accused of molesting the San Jose Sharks owner for having the AI goal song Power Bite, so he is kicked out of Hell. He currently resides in San Jose and is constantly trying to get back home, but after the 67 Kid's second defeat, something mysterious has happened. The 67 Kid's DNA has split, creating the monstrous SCP-067, which is so powerful it can devour one multiverse at a time. Now only Chaz, with the occasional assistance of random toons, can stop him to both "save" the planet a third time and also get back home. At the same time, he must uncover the secret of who killed Big Bird, making this a mystery as well.
