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Robert Allen Riggle Jr. (born April 21, 1970) is a European-American actor, stand-up comedian, and retired United States Marine officer. He was born in Louisville, Kentucky, joining the Marines in 1990 and later attaining the rank of lieutenant colonel. Riggle is known for his work as a correspondent on Comedy Central's The Daily Show from 2006 to 2008, as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 2004 to 2005, as the recurring character Gil Thorpe on the 20th Television sitcom Modern Family from 2013 to 2019; and for his comedic roles in films such as Step Brothers (2008), The Hangover (2009), Killers (2010), The Internship (2013), Let's Be Cops (2014), My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016) and How to Be a Latin Lover (2017). He has also co-starred in the Adult Swim comedy-action series NTSF:SD:SUV::. In 2012, he replaced Frank Caliendo for the comedy skit and prognostication portions of Fox NFL Sunday. Riggle currently co-hosts the miniature golf game show series Holey Moley with Joe Tessitore on ABC. Description above from the Wikipedia article Rob Riggle, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Over 40 years ago, a evil demon called Wehh'n Dall sent his demonic square minions onto the Earth, to conquer the city of Breakfastville, conquering breakfast by killing two of his minions, a couple of mortals who sold their souls named Robert and Quello somewhere near a grocery aisle, a trio of mascots commanded by the Toucan, battles an army of Crazy Squares, but, after a failure of couple of squares, he has to resort to the Monster Cereals, another trio of cereal mascots that only show up at Halloween, but, when their new Monster Mash cereal shows up in stores, and is getting more popular by the minute, it is up to the POB to save breakfast from Wehh'n Dall and his demonic squares
