Statler and Waldorf are a pair of Muppet characters known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for heckling. The two elderly men first appeared in The Muppet Show in 1975, where they consistently jeered the entirety of the cast and their performances from their balcony seats.
What would a perfect Christmas movie be complete without public domain songs, a blossoming romance, grumpy old blasphemers, the existence of Santa Claus, excited children, crapping reindeer, and lots... of... SLAPSTICK?
