Lots and lots of times ago, a baby was born with a huge white beard, his name was Santa Christ. He was passed over to the north where Coca-Cola drinking polar bears raised him. After his father had passed, Santa Christ found solitude in a gingerbread fortress where he is greeted by the prophet Jeffhova who teaches him about... destiny and stuff. Meanwhile, beneath the trenches of hell, Satan has a plan to corrupt the children's minds of society with his latest abomination, the Phillips CDI. Santa Christ hears about this and with his team the League of Extraordinary Awesomeness, challenges Satan into an epic football game with dinosaurs! Can Santa Christ save the earth from eternal damnation and bring Christmas cheer to everyone?
