Age: 49
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Seann William Scott (born October 3, 1976) is an American actor and comedian. He is most widely known for having played Steve Stifler in the American Pie series of teen sex comedy films. He is also known for his roles in the films Final Destination, Road Trip, Dude, Where's My Car?, Evolution, The Rundown, The Dukes of Hazzard, Role Models, and Cop Out. Description above from the Wikipedia article Seann William Scott, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Seann William Scott
Lumberjack
for Lumberjack in The Little Red Riding Hood
Suggested by jakubduda
Mom baked a pie, added a bottle of wine to the basket, and said to Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma is sick. Take the basket to her. Don't wander off and don't talk with strangers." Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest. A wolf jumps out of the bushes and says: "Hottie, now I'm going to kiss you where no one has kissed you before." Red Riding Hood: "Hmmm, just put it in the basket." The wolf left Hood walks through black forest and suddenly a wolf's head peeks out from the bushes, its eyes wide. "Why are your eyes so big..." The wolf disappears. Hood moves on. He reaches the clearing and there is a wolf's head with wide eyes sticking out of the grass, and Hood begins again: "Why do you have such big eyes..." The head disappears. She moves on. Suddenly she sees a wolf's head peeking out from the bushes. "Why..." And at that, the wolf roars: “Fck. Can I poop?” Hood meets the wolf again, he is riding his bike and she asks if he will give her a ride to her grandma's, the wolf says yes. They are driving and suddenly there is a bang and the wheel is in half, so the wolf welds and then they drive on, this happens twice more. Angry, the hooded wolf runs away and cursing along the way, goes after the grandmother and eats her. Hood came and asks, wolf, why are your eyes so red? That's all I got from that stupid welding, you Btch! And then he ate her. A Lumberjack walked in, wanted to shoot wolf, but he told him what had happened and he let him be and went to date hood's mom
