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Michael Bakari Jordan (/bɑːˈkɑːri/ bah-KAR-ee; born February 9, 1987) is an American actor, producer, and director. His accolades include an Academy Award, three Actor Awards, and a Producers Guild Award, in addition to nominations for a British Academy Film Award, a Golden Globe Award and two Emmy Awards. Jordan was named one of the 100 most influential people in the world by Time in 2020 and 2023, People's Sexiest Man Alive in 2020, and The New York Times ranked him 15th on its list of the 25 greatest actors of the 21st century. Jordan initially broke out in television, playing Wallace in the first season of the HBO crime drama series The Wire (2002). He starred in the ABC soap opera All My Children (2003–2006) and the NBC sports drama series Friday Night Lights (2009–2011). He later starred in and produced the HBO television film Fahrenheit 451 (2018), for which he was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Television Movie. Jordan's film breakthrough came as Oscar Grant in Ryan Coogler's biopic Fruitvale Station (2013), for which his performance received critical praise. He earned further acclaim for his performances in Coogler's subsequent films, including Creed (2015), Black Panther (2018), and Sinners (2025); the latter earned him the Academy Award for Best Actor. Jordan reprised his role of Donnie Creed in Creed II (2018) and Creed III (2023), the latter of which also marked his directorial debut. His other films include Chronicle (2012), That Awkward Moment (2014), Fantastic Four (2015), and Just Mercy (2019). Aside from filmmaking, Jordan is also a co-owner of Premier League club AFC Bournemouth. Description above from the Wikipedia article Michael B. Jordan, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Michael B. Jordan
Stefon Burton
for Stefon Burton in The Evil Dead: Washington Massacre (Animated Movie)
Suggested by matthewfenner
After three long years of chainsaw-swinging, boomstick-blasting, and sleepless nights, Ash Williams is ready for a break. The aging Deadite slayer rolls into Washington D.C. with nothing more on his mind than cheap beer, bad TV, and a motel bed that doesn’t bleed. But when a power-hungry U.S. Senator named Lewis Owen gets his hands on a forbidden artifact tied to the Necronomicon, D.C. becomes ground zero for a demonic uprising. Seeking to use the Deadites as an unholy army to secure absolute control, Owen unleashes hell itself across the capital. As corpses rise in the streets, monuments crumble, and the White House becomes a war zone, Ash realizes retirement isn’t in his cards — not while evil’s still on the clock. The Evil Dead: Washington Massacre delivers a gory, foul-mouthed, and darkly hilarious return to form. Armed with his sawed-off shotgun, trusty chainsaw hand, and enough one-liners to fill a congressional hearing, Ash teams up with a ragtag group of survivors — including a skeptical Secret Service agent and a jaded exorcist — to stop Owen’s Deadite regime before it spreads worldwide. Between buckets of blood, demonic mayhem, and Ash’s signature blend of crass heroism and reluctant bravery, the film turns Washington into a hellish battlefield. When the smoke clears, Ash once again proves that while politicians may be corrupt, he’s still the biggest badass in America — and the only one crazy enough to save it.
