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Pippo Franco (pseudonym of Franco Pippo; born 2 September 1940) is an Italian comic, television presenter, and singer. He made his name first as a musician in the early 1960s, and in the late 1960s began a career in film, starring in a great number of commedia sexy all'italiana, the "sexy comedy" subgenre of Italian comedy. In the 1970s he expanded into television, acting in TV movies and presenting variety shows. His type of comedy borrows heavily from cabaret. Throughout his career he continued to sing, appearing many times at the San Remo Festival. He has made children's music as well, and has co-written three books on (linguistic) humor.
Pippo Franco
Don Vittorio DiMaggio
for Don Vittorio DiMaggio in The Dux Sucks
Suggested by peterjudge04
Sicily, Italy, 1943: an American GI rapes a local girl named Sofia Mussolini, cousin of the local dictator, and gets her pregnant. Her son is named Bastardo. Springfield, 2022: Italian-American Mafia boss Don Vittorio DiMaggio, boss of D'Amico criminal family, says Italy must have a new Duce, a direct relative of Mussolini, to control him and all of Italy. His servant Fat Tony and his henchmen Louie and Legs contact Mussolini's last and most stupid successor: 10-year-old Milhouse Van Houten, son of Bastardo's half-sister Luann. The gangsters make Milhouse and his parents to travel to Italy, but here they find Alessandra Mussolini, Milhouse's 60-year-old cousin and congresswoman, also wants to take over Italy. The gangsters think Alessandra is too smart to be controlled and opt to make Milhouse the new Duce, deciding to kill the woman. Alessandra, in the meantime seduces Milhouse's father Kirk to create disagreements in their family. But the mafia kills Alessandra, and Milhouse becomes the new Duce. It's the beginning of a new era.
