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Stephen Glenn 'Steve' Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, writer, playwright, producer, musician and composer. He was born in Waco, Texas, and raised in Southern California, where his early influences were working at Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm and working magic and comedy acts at these and other smaller venues in the area. His ascent to fame picked up when he became a writer for the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, and later became a frequent guest on The Tonight Show. In the 1970s, he performed his offbeat, absurdist comedy routines before packed houses on national tours. Since the 1980s, having branched away from stand-up comedy, he has become a successful actor, playwright, pianist, banjo player, and juggler, eventually earning Emmy, Grammy, and American Comedy awards.
Steve Martin
Inspector Clouseau
for Inspector Clouseau in The Day President died
Suggested by jakubduda
White House, day like any other, Vice President Gerald Lovejoy enters to the Oval Office to meet with President McQuaid as he does every morning. When he enters, see McQuaid dead, security has locked down the building, nobody can get out. White House will called the best detectives from around the world, namely Holmes, Maigret, Poirot, Sloan, Miss Marple, Lieutenant Columbo, Jessica Fletcher, Phillip Marlowe, Clouseau, Sam Spade. There are 459 employes in the White House and had access to Oval Office. Detectives have whittled down the suspect list to 12. Suspects are First Lady Marlene McQuaid, Vice President Lovejoy, Secretary of State Jeremy Ripper, Secretary of Agriculture Rusty Greenbay, Secretary of Education Angelica Wild, Chief Security Guard Dustin Haffley, Chief of Staff Harry Morgan, Press Secretary Violetta Bobadilla, National Security Advisor Bob Hawkins, White House Counsel Humphrey Sherwood, White House Butler Eugene Hammond, Security Member Michael Niven. The detectives go through the crime scene and the entire white house, interview witnesses, try to uncover the killer, everyone works alone, but eventually they join forces. The president was shot with a Smith and Wesson m&p with suppressor, wipes, petroleum jelly, slide locked, so it was unheard. The killer was a guns expert. murderer was Michael Niven. President passed law that banned gay marriage. Niven was gay. He wasdiscovered, went crazy and start shooting. Spade shot him and Niven's head was everywhere.
