Age: 45
female
Amy Schumer was born in Manhattan and grew up on Long Island, New York. She attended South Side High School and was voted both "Class Clown" and "Teacher's Worst Nightmare" upon graduation in 1999. Schumer graduated from Towson University in 2003 with a degree in theater. She moved to New York City after college, where she studied at the William Esper Studio for two years and worked as a bartender and a waitress. Through her father, she is the niece of Chuck Schumer, U.S. Senator from New York. Amy Schumer portrayed a young woman diagnosed with breast cancer in the off-Broadway black comedy Keeping Abreast. She started doing stand-up comedy on June 1, 2004, when she first performed at Gotham Comedy Club. She recorded a special for Comedy Central before appearing on Last Comic Standing; she said in August 2012 that she thought of the special as her "big break". After not passing an audition for an earlier season, she advanced to the finals of the fifth season of the NBC reality television talent show Last Comic Standing and placed fourth. Schumer said in April 2011, "Last Comic was totally fun. I had a great time because there was no pressure on me; I had been doing stand-up around two years. I wasn't supposed to do well. So every time I advanced it was a happy surprise. I kept it honest on the show and it served me well." (Wikipedia)
Life is perfect for Lois Lane, living peacefully in a penthouse in Metropolis. Jon Kent makes another pitiful attempt at being a hero and gets slapped by a low life robber at a 7/11 and knocks out. His body now weaker gets possessed by a demon named Trigon as revenge for Lois helping Rachel Roth escape from the shadow realm. Jon begins acting odd and violent. Rachel Roth appears at Lois's door step saying that Jon is in danger from her father Trigon! Lois just then realized her son was possessed and not just weird. Rachel and Lois gear up and go visit a paranormal expert and hero, Zatanna. Zatanna tells them in order to acsess Trigon to save Jon, they will need one of the seven soul keys in the universe that can banish any demon. They track down one of them in the swamps of Lousiana, being guarded by a christian woman named Terri Joe. Zatanna refuses to help Lois and Rachel because Jon is a brat. Terri Joe agrees to help the duo. They try to use the key, but fail to reach Trigon. All hope is lost until the ghost of princess diana appears in Lois's bathroom and gives Lois a pep talk. The trio use the key and have an epic fight against Trigon and win, saving Jon. Two weeks later Jon wakes up normal and sees Floyd Lawton in his home having dinner with Lois. Jon attacks Floyd becauses a villian but Deadshot manages to knock Jon out the window with a single punch. Post credit scene is Amanada Waller showing up in the apartment saying hi to recruit Deadshot to a secret project.
