David Cross (born April 4, 1964) is an American actor, writer and stand-up comedian perhaps best known for his work on HBO's sketch comedy series Mr. Show and for his role as Tobias Fünke in the Fox sitcom Arrested Development.
Widowed James Collier marries divorced Cindy Brady, each entering the marriage with four children! Hilarity Ensues.
(Hypothetically made in the 00s, cast age appropriately)
