Superman but with the cast of the Raimi Spider-Man movies

(Kal-El No)

(Male-pattern Baldness)

(Dude… with arms)

(This is Bizarre)

(Is)

(Is ready)

(Useless B-word)

(This was a mistake)

(Political communist and editor and cannibal)

(MARTHAAAAAAAAAA)

(Best Boi)

(Lex Luthor’s Buddy)

(Tornado Man)

(A pickle)

(That dude with a beeg head)

(The greatest hero of all time)

(Darkseid’s Uncie Monkey)

(Radioactive Alien that Bit Clarkie)