"Oh, uh, hey paisanos, my name's Mario, but you probably knew that already. Now, you may be wondering, "What am I doing on your TV screen?". Well, now let me ask you this. What are ya, a cop? Hah, I'm joshin' with ya. I'm here to host this brand-new show, Nintendo Mania, where we'll be lookin' at over the hottest new video game releases! Eh, Nintendo ones, I mean. Eh, you're not- you're not going see that blue mouse guy here... Now with that said, let's talk games. I'll just bring out the big guns. That's right, "Super Mario 64" is in the spotlight today. Now you see, I'm too busy hosting this show here, so I'll have to explain it for my little brother Luigi to do. Check it out!"
