Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived a player named Steve whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale characters. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Herobrine. Determined to save their home -- not to mention his -- Steve cuts a deal with Farquaad and sets out to rescue Alex to be Farquaad's bride. Rescuing Alex may be small compared to her deep, dark secret.
