Morton Downey Jr. (December 9, 1932 – March 12, 2001) was an American television talk show host and actor who pioneered the "trash TV" format in the late-1980s on his program The Morton Downey Jr. Show.
After being bitten by a genetically modified spider at a scientific exhibition, young nerd Peter Parker gains superpowers and acquires the agility and proportional strength of an arachnid.