
Age: 47
male
Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is a European-American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California. Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2. Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians. When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma. He has two sisters. Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.

Tom Segura

Officer Davis
for Officer Davis in Spider-Man: Charge of the Rhino
Suggested by matthewfenner

Three months after the Vulture’s fall, Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy have started a new chapter at Empire State University — trying to live normal lives in a world that never lets them. But normal vanishes when New York becomes the hunting ground of a monstrous creature tearing through streets and smashing anything in its path. Witnesses call it a Rhino, a towering beast encased in unbreakable armor. As Spider-Man investigates, he uncovers the horrifying truth: the creature is Alexei Sytsevich, a former enforcer experimented on by a rogue Oscorp division using stolen bio-tech. Now more beast than man, Alexei has lost his humanity and is being weaponized by unseen forces for something far worse than chaos. Spider-Man: Charge of the Rhino is an R-rated blend of tragedy and brutality, plunging Peter into his most physically devastating battle yet. As Rhino’s rampages level the city, Peter must face the guilt of every life lost while balancing his fragile relationship with Gwen and the crushing responsibility of his double life. When he discovers Alexei’s torment — the pain of a man trapped inside the monster — Peter is forced to question how far mercy can go in a world built on suffering. In a thunderous, bone-shattering finale, Spider-Man must stop the Rhino before New York is reduced to rubble, even if it means becoming as relentless as the beast he’s trying to save.