Fan Casting

This is just a joke, cause i am running out of ideas. So the story is Sony and Marvel announced a new reboot of Spider-Man, but the directors, producers and casting directors are on crack, so they spit on Stan Lee and Steve Ditko's grave and this happens. Simps are not allowed, so if you got offended and start mass downvoting then that means you are a simp (just kidding nuff said, or am i)