Paul Blart, 38 years old, has been a mall cop for around 10 years and has applied to be a state trooper once a year for about 7 or 8 years; He has passed the written exam but his hypoglycemia prevents him from passing the physical test.
Sorting fictional characters by their first names, not including actors or anything. Since somebody has decided to exactly copy this story just know that this is the original, and some people need to get some creativity