His blood smells like cologne; his hands feel like rich brown suede! His charm is so contagious; vaccines have been created for it! Alien abductors have asked him to probe them! When it’s raining it is because he is thinking about something sad! Years ago he built a city out of blocks; today over 600,000 people live and work there! The police often question him just because they find him interesting! Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appear! His organ donation card also lists his beard! He is… the most interesting man in the world!