Sonic the Hedgehog: [narrating] Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Sonic the Hedgehog. I am the fastest hedgehog in the world. And for 28 years, I've been the one and only Sonic the Hedgehog. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I freed a bunch of animals, went fast, fought Eggman! And then I fought Eggman again, and again and again, and again. And I did, uh... I did this. We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a manga, I'm a cereal, I have tons of excellent songs! And a... a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I sill love being Sonic. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between Green Hill Zone and oblivion is me. There's only one Sonic the Hedgehog, and you're looking at him.
