Fan Casting Lazarus in Sonic and the King of Kings

One day, Jesus' old friend Lazarus grew sick. His sisters messaged Jesus about it. But he waited. And then Lazarus died. So, Jesus and his disciples went to Bethany four days after his death. Jesus wept at his friend's death. But what he did later wiped all tears and made the mourning sounds turn into shouts of joy. He then went to Lazarus' tomb where inside was his body, which would have smelt worse than a rotten chili dog! As the stone was rolled by his disciples, Jesus then shouted "LAZARUS, COME OUT!!!" Suddenly, a man wrapped in burial straps WALKED OUT OF THE TOMB!!! It was Lazarus!!! The crowd that witnessed this realized that what they heard of Jesus was true!!!