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Jonathan Kimble Simmons (born January 9, 1955) is an American actor. He has been cited as one of the greatest contemporary character actors, and has appeared in over 200 film and television roles since his debut in 1986. He is an Academy Award, BAFTA Award, Golden Globe Award, Screen Actors Guild Award, and Critics Choice Award winner, among other accolades. His film roles include J. Jonah Jameson in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy (2002–2007), tobacco industry executive B.R. in Thank You for Smoking (2005), Mac MacGuff in Juno (2007), music instructor Terence Fletcher in Whiplash (2014), Bill in La La Land (2016), William Frawley in Being the Ricardos (2021), and Commissioner James Gordon in the DC Extended Universe films Justice League (2017), Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), and Batgirl (2022). He reprised his role as Jameson in various Marvel media unrelated to the Sam Raimi trilogy, including multiple animated series and the Marvel Cinematic Universe/Sony's Spider-Man Universe films Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), Venom: Let There Be Carnage, and Spider-Man: No Way Home (both 2021), and the web series TheDailyBugle.net (2019; 2021). On television, he is known for playing Dr. Emil Skoda on the NBC series Law & Order, white supremacist prisoner Vernon Schillinger on the HBO series Oz, and Assistant Police Chief Will Pope on TNT's The Closer. From 2017 to 2019, he starred as Howard Silk in the Starz series Counterpart. He has also appeared in a series of commercials for Farmers Insurance and starred in the third season of the IFC comedy series Brockmire. In 2020, he had recurring roles on the miniseries Defending Jacob and The Stand. As a voice artist, he is known for voicing Cave Johnson in the video game Portal 2 (2011), Tenzin in The Legend of Korra (2012–2014), Stanford “Ford” Pines in Gravity Falls (2015–2016), Kai in Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016), Mayor Leodore Lionheart in Zootopia (2016), the titular character in Klaus (2019), Pig Baby in Season 4 of the HBO Max animated series Infinity Train (2021), and Nolan “Omni-Man” Grayson in the Amazon Prime action animated series Invincible (2021). He has been the voice of the Yellow M&M since 1996.
Scringo is a silly purple yoshi dude guy and he just REALLY wants to go home dude, like he DESPERATELY wants to go home, eat his microwaveable meal prep meal he made last Tuesday and watch a brand new episode of The Sopranos on HBO, he wants to shave and do laundry, he dreams of living his normal, quite, peaceful, suburban little life and he needs to make the bed and do the dishes and make a little cracker sandwich with peanut butter. He's gotta feed his dog too and go to the gym tomorrow morning so HE REALLY really needs to get home dude, for serious. to send emails and ABOVE ALL ELSE go take a sweet little nap. Can Scringo make it home???? probably but that's not really in my realm of jurisdiction. To make a long story shorty, TL;DR, Scringo wants to go home, can Scringo make it home despite all of the shenanigans in his way so he may get home and eat his microwaveable dinner prep meal that he made on Tuesday, like last Tuesday so you know it's gonna get old soon so he really needs to eat it soon, and he needs to watch the new episode of The Sopranos, LIKE HE REALLY REALLY REALLY NEEDS TO SEE LIKE NO JOKE LIKE SO FOR REALSIES, SUPER DUPER SERIOUS NO JOKE, HE NEEDS THIS IT'S SEASON 4 EPISODE 8, MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS AND HE REEEEAALLLY LOVES JAMES GANDOLFINI. He also needs to do laundry and shave and feed his dog and file his taxes and do emails and stuff ok thanks. Original Fan Fic of Scring Going Home plz do not steal tankz plzzz uwu
