
Age: 61
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Kevin James (born April 26, 1965) is an American playwright, actor, writer, and producer. He is widely known for playing Doug Heffernan on the CBS sitcom The King of Queens. He is also known for his lead roles in the comedy films I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Grown Ups, The Dilemma, and Zookeeper. He hosted the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on March 27, 2010.

Kevin James

Transfiguration Professor
for Transfiguration Professor in School in Hell
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Principal Malone has put Michael in detention for spreading rumors about a naked lunch lady. Michael blows dust off a desk, and find an Aramaic text. He brings Anne to see it; she uses an app to translate it, which transports them to Hell, where they gain demonic features. Michael is caught by a two-headed demon that appears to be a hybrid of Principal Malone and cook in the school cafeteria. The teacher is asking about how to torture a bank robber, to which Michael gives idea of feeding the money to the robber. Michael then comes up with the torture of forcing a man to wear an aquarium as pants filled with piranhas; the screams would power a fan which would release more piranhas. Anne finds Michael, showing him a map to escape Hell. They arrive in office of Mayor, where he tells them the Earth time and thanks them for choosing his portal. At home, Michael asks Father and Mother to let him study in Hell. They meet with the principal, who convinced his mother. Michael excels in all of his subjects and fell in love with Abby. For his final test, he must torture someone who was not fair to him, someone who hurt him, someone who was mean to him, someone who bullied him and there where chosen his father. His father was always angry with him, he was strict, rude and didn't give him anything for free, but in the finale he backed away and forgave his father all the bad. Then he received a diploma from the school principal with the words that to err is human, but to forgive is divine.