Set in the main canon and five years after the events of No More Schmitmars 2. The rift between the Schmitmar brothers has never been greater than it is now, after Adriano killed Ben and Mona (the woman all three brothers loved). Declan thinks they should try and resurrect Ben, Adriano (now a recluse) thinks the world is better off without the Schmitmars. At their yearly Thanksgiving potluck, the two living Schmitmar brothers get into an argument that spirals into all out war between family and their acquaintances.
