
Role added by @michaelcosby on May 10, 2026
Elroy's scrawny, neurotic best friend who lives in perpetual fear of anti-gravity dodgeball, dreams only of surviving to see his Star Mitzvah, and joins the cheerleading squad for one beautiful, shameless reason: "I get to touch their butts." Every line is delivered with wide-eyed, kvetching sincerity, serving as a tiny, anxious Greek chorus whose weary deadpan observations—"Maybe that's a good thing," he says, watching George nearly cause a parking lot pileup—make him the perfect comedic sidekick to the unflappable Elroy.
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