
Role added by @michaelcosby on May 10, 2026
A runt of a 5th grader and genius inventor whose pelvis is broken with alarming regularity by the brutal sport of anti-gravity dodgeball, Elroy communicates in his own invented language, hacks restaurant reservation systems, and secretly harbors a prodigious talent for krumping cheerleader choreography. He plays the entire absurdity with a completely straight, deadpan face, making his quiet, nerdy confidence the still point around which the family's chaos swirls and transforming a potential punchline into a genuine, pom-pom-wielding triumph.
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