Project X... 14 years later! Now, I won't lie, is this a movie that should be left in the past? Probably. But hey, it's fun to imagine what it would be like if this movie came out today, warts and all. And I should say, no open casting call thing here. Sorry to all you fancasters who feel so smart when you say "an unknown should play this role", when you know damn well the fun of fancasting comes from imagining recognizable actors in different roles! Obviously in real life the audition is king and actors are picked based on their performance in the role, but this is fantasy casting, so let's just have some fun!
Whew, that was heavy. Alright, let's get into it!