Mike Bocchetti (born April 3, 1961) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He is most notable for his role as the announcer on The Artie Lange Show from 2012 to 2014.
In honor of the upcoming 30th anniversary re-release; let us imagine for a moment if Netflix were desperate enough to make an interactive film adaptation of one of the worst "video games" of all time (a la Black Mirror: Bandersnatch & Kimmy V.S. The Reverend)