
Age: 74
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Steven Seagal is an American action film star, producer, writer, martial artist, guitarist, and a reserve deputy sheriff. A 7th-dan black belt in Aikido, he began his adult life as an Aikido instructor in Japan. He became the first foreigner to operate an Aikido Dojo in Japan. He later moved to the Los Angeles, California, area where he made his film debut in 1988 in Above the Law. By 1991, he had starred in three successful films, and would go on to achieve greater fame in Under Siege (1992), where he played Navy SEALs counter-terrorist expert Casey Ryback. However, his image became tarnished when both On Deadly Ground (1994, which he directed) and Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) did poorly in theaters. During the later half of the 90s, he starred in three more theatrical films and a direct-to-video The Patriot. Aside from Exit Wounds (2001) and Half Past Dead (2002), his career shifted almost entirely to direct-to-video films (often low budget productions and shot in Europe or Asia). Between 1998 to 2009, he appeared in a total of 22 of these. At the age of 59, he finally returned to the big screen as Torrez in the 2010 film Machete. He is also a recording artist and guitarist and the founder of Steven Seagal Enterprises. In addition to his professional achievements, he is also known as an environmentalist, an animal rights activist and a supporter of the 14th Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso, and the Tibetan independence movement.

Steven Seagal

Crocodile
for Crocodile in One Piece (but it's a joke)
Suggested by theonewithda_gun

Inspired by mikeypascual's "but it's a joke" stories. Basically, live action One Piece adaptation if the producers and casting directors are on crack and they spit on Eiichiro Oda's face to make this the worst adaptation as possible. I made an attempt at this before, but i think it offends some people so i deleted it. However, another idea of making this suddenly appears in my mind due to me currently running out of ideas. Yes, as you read the title and subtitle, cast any celebs that you think are the worst choices for One Piece characters. No rules, do anything you want.