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George Timothy Clooney (born May 6, 1961) is an American actor and filmmaker. Known for his leading man roles on screen in both blockbuster and independent films, Clooney has received numerous accolades, including two Academy Awards, a BAFTA Award and four Golden Globe Awards, as well as nominations for three Primetime Emmy Awards and a Tony Award. His honours include the Cecil B. DeMille Award in 2015, the Honorary César in 2017, the AFI Life Achievement Award in 2018, and the Kennedy Center Honor in 2022. Clooney's breakthrough role came as Dr. Doug Ross on the NBC medical drama ER (1994–1999), for which he received two Primetime Emmy Award nominations. He established himself as a film star with roles in From Dusk till Dawn (1996), Out of Sight (1998), Three Kings (1999), O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000), and the Ocean's film series (2001–2007). He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for playing a CIA officer in Syriana (2005). He was Oscar-nominated for his roles in Michael Clayton (2007), Up in the Air(2009) and The Descendants (2011). He has also starred in Burn After Reading (2008), Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009), Gravity (2013), Hail, Caesar! (2016), and Jay Kelly (2025). Clooney has directed nine feature films, including the spy film Confessions of a Dangerous Mind(2002), the historical drama Good Night, and Good Luck (2005), the political drama The Ides of March(2011), the war film The Monuments Men (2014), and the coming-of-age film The Tender Bar (2021) starring BenAffleck. He received the Academy Award for Best Picture for co-producing the political thriller Argo (2012). He made his Broadway debut portraying Edward R. Murrow in the play adaptation of his 2005 film Good Night, and Good Luck (2025), for which he earned a nomination for the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Play.\n\nClooney was included on Time's annual Time 100 list, which identifies the most influential people in the world, every year from 2006 to 2009. He is also noted for his political and economic activism. He has served as one of the United Nations Messengers of Peace since 2008. Clooney is also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations. Divorced from actress Talia Balsam, he has been married to human rights lawyer Amal Clooney since 2014, with whom he has two children. Description above from the Wikipedia article George Clooney, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
George Clooney
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for George W Bush in No More Schmitmars 2
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Set after the events of No More Schmitmars, Adriano Schmitmar and his new family (his son Danny and his new wife Venice) are living peacefully on a farm when they are contacted by the American branch of the Illuminati comprised of former presidents and reality tv stars to undertake a dangerous task. The Illuminati tells them that Adriano’s former lover from college, Mona Sax is back. Which wouldn’t be a huge deal all by itself if it wasn’t for the fact that Mona had broken the bond between Adriano and his brothers previously. Mona was sleeping with Adriano and Declan at the same time and was really good friends with Ben. To add more tension to this sudden return, Mona has strapped bombs to the earth’s core and has made it clear that the only way it’s getting deactivated is if Adriano and his family kill the other two Schmitmar brothers, their partners and their spawn. Adriano reluctantly agrees to take on this task. SIGNIFICANT PLOT POINTS Ben gets killed by Adriano but when the family goes to kill Declan, Declan reveals a secret to defeating Mona. They set out to defeat her. Adriano distracts Mona while the others defuse the bombs. After Adriano gets the ok, Adriano and Mona embrace one last time and Adriano stabs her heart. Adriano then leaves his family and tells the Illuminati to do it’s own dirty work from now on. He then goes to live in the desert for a while.
