Age: 78
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Christopher Haden-Guest, 5th Baron Haden-Guest (born February 5, 1948), known professionally as Christopher Guest, is an American and British actor, comedian, screenwriter and director. Guest has written, directed, and starred in his series of comedy films shot in mockumentary style. He co-wrote and acted in the rock satire This Is Spinal Tap (1984), and later directed a string of satirical mockumentary films such as Waiting for Guffman (1996), Best in Show (2000), A Mighty Wind (2003), For Your Consideration (2006), and Mascots (2016). He also acted in the films Death Wish (1974), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), The Princess Bride (1987), and A Few Good Men (1992); and was a regular cast member on the 10th season of Saturday Night Live. Guest holds a hereditary British peerage as the 5th Baron Haden-Guest. He was active in the House of Lords until the 1999 reform abolished his seat. When using his title, he is normally styled as Lord Haden-Guest. Guest is married to the actress Jamie Lee Curtis. Description above from the Wikipedia article Christopher Guest, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Christopher Guest
The First Customer
for The First Customer in LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS REMAKE
Suggested by enzotakerian
I'm not sure if it should take place during the Great Depression or during modern times. In a small town called Skidrow, Mushnik's Flower Shop has been going downhill in business. Mr. Mushnik himself feels like he can't even count on his only two florists, Seymour (a nerdy man working and living in the shop after Mushnik found him as an orphan on the streets) and Audrey (a kind-hearted woman in a toxic relationship with a manic dentist). Unbeknownst to each other, Seymour and Audrey really like each other. One day, Seymour decides that the shop can go in a new direction. He puts in the display window a strange and unusual plant that appears to be a bulbous flytrap (which Seymour named "Audrey II"). Suddenly, a customer walks in, fascinated by the plant and decides to buy $50 worth of roses, and then more customers pile in. At the end of the day, Audrey II wilts and Seymour eventually finds out that instead of water, it drinks BLOOD (after Seymour pricked his finger with dead roses)! Overtime, Audrey II gets advertised on the radio and on TV. The shop gets more successful as Audrey II gets bigger as Seymour gets anemic. At one point, he hears the words, "Feed Me!" coming from AUDREY II! The plant talks in a deep voice demanding more blood to feed on. Knowing that he'll lose everything if he loses Audrey II, Seymour reluctantly decides to find someone who won't be missed after death and feed the body to the plant.
