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John Edmund Mulaney (born August 26, 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, Mulaney first rose to prominence for his work as a writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 2008 to 2013, where he contributed to numerous sketches and characters, including Stefon, a recurring character that he and Bill Hader co-created. Since he departed from SNL, Mulaney has hosted it six times, becoming a member of the SNL Five Timers Club in 2022. Mulaney's stand-up specials include The Top Part(2009), New in Town (2012), The Comeback Kid (2015), Kid Gorgeous (2018), and Baby J (2023). He won two Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for Kid Gorgeous, and Baby J. Mulaney released a children's musical comedy special on Netflix, John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch (2019). He was the creator and star of the short-lived semi-autobiographical Fox sitcom Mulaney (2014–2015). Mulaney also performs George St. Geegland in a comedic duo with Nick Kroll, and they appeared on television and on Broadway in the show Oh, Hello on Broadway (2016–2017). Mulaney is a co-executive producer, writer, and occasional actor in the IFC mockumentary series Documentary Now! (2015–2022). He hosted, created, and executive produced the Netflix talk show John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in LA (2024) and its spinoff Everybody's Live with John Mulaney(2025). Mulaney's voice roles include Andrew Glouberman in the Netflix original animated show Big Mouth (2017–2025), Peter Porker / Spider-Ham in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Chip in Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022), and Big Jack Horner in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022). Description above from the Wikipedia article John Mulaney, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
John Mulaney
Arthur Denton
for Arthur Denton in LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS REMAKE
Suggested by alexstockwell1
I'm not sure if it should take place during the Great Depression or during modern times. In a small town called Skidrow, Mushnik's Flower Shop has been going downhill in business. Mr. Mushnik himself feels like he can't even count on his only two florists, Seymour (a nerdy man working and living in the shop after Mushnik found him as an orphan on the streets) and Audrey (a kind-hearted woman in a toxic relationship with a manic dentist). Unbeknownst to each other, Seymour and Audrey really like each other. One day, Seymour decides that the shop can go in a new direction. He puts in the display window a strange and unusual plant that appears to be a bulbous flytrap (which Seymour named "Audrey II"). Suddenly, a customer walks in, fascinated by the plant and decides to buy $50 worth of roses, and then more customers pile in. At the end of the day, Audrey II wilts and Seymour eventually finds out that instead of water, it drinks BLOOD (after Seymour pricked his finger with dead roses)! Overtime, Audrey II gets advertised on the radio and on TV. The shop gets more successful as Audrey II gets bigger as Seymour gets anemic. At one point, he hears the words, "Feed Me!" coming from AUDREY II! The plant talks in a deep voice demanding more blood to feed on. Knowing that he'll lose everything if he loses Audrey II, Seymour reluctantly decides to find someone who won't be missed after death and feed the body to the plant.
