Age: 56
male
Thomas Jacob Black (born August 28, 1969) is an American actor, comedian, and musician. He is known for his roles in family and comedy films and his voice work in animated films. His awards include a Children's and Family Emmy Award, a Grammy Award, and three Golden Globe Award nominations. After portraying supporting roles in films including Dead Man Walking (1995), The Cable Guy (1996), Mars Attacks! (1996), and Enemy of the State (1998), Black had his breakout role in the musical film High Fidelity (2000). This led to larger roles in films like Shallow Hal (2001) and Orange County (2002) before he solidified his leading-man status with his starring role in School of Rock (2003). Black has since starred in King Kong (2005), The Holiday (2006), Nacho Libre (2006), Tropic Thunder (2008), Bernie (2011), Goosebumps (2016), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017), its sequel Jumanji: The Next Level (2019), The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) and A Minecraft Movie (2025). He has also voiced Po in the Kung Fu Panda franchise (2008–present) and Bowser in The Super Mario Bros. Movie franchise (2023-present). Black is the lead vocalist of the duo Tenacious D, which he formed in 1994 with long-time friend Kyle Gass. In 2015, they won the Grammy Award for Best Metal Performance for "The Last in Line." Since 2018, Black has run a YouTube channel called Jablinski Games. Description above from the Wikipedia article Jack Black, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
On dark desert highway, I saw light. I had to stop for the night. There she stood in the doorway She were beautiful. She showed me the way. I did Check-in. There were voices I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place Such a lovely face. Plenty of room. Any time of year You can find it here. The girl was still with me. She is Alicia. Her mind is Tiffany-twisted but a bit, not as mind of main manager. She got Mercedes, a lot of boys, She calls friends. We became friends and danced in courtyard. Some dance to remember and to forget. We drunk wine from Captain. Voices Waked me up at12am said: Welcome to the Hotel California...Bring your alibis. People doing things and then regret, there you have a lot of time to think about them. Alicia said, We are all prisoners here. Our decisions took us on this place. Managers tried, but just can't kill the beast. I was Running for the door to leave. Relax, said the night man, You can check-out any time, But you can never leave! There were guests for years or decades. I founded her and she known it all, told me there is no way to leave and you have to learn to live here forever. I tried. We lived together, were best friends, I wanted more for her, real life. I understood I love her. I told her the truth and kissed her. All changed, Hotel California, such a lovely place, no more prison, but palace, guests were free. All was about curse and just kiss from true clear unselfish love could change it.
