Age: 42
female
Aubrey Christina Plaza (born June 26, 1984) is an American actress, comedian, and producer. As a teenager, she began acting in local theatre productions and performed improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. After graduating from New York University Tisch School of the Arts, Plaza made her feature film debut in Mystery Team (2009). She gained wide recognition for her role as April Ludgate on the NBC political satire sitcom Parks and Recreation (2009–2015). In film, Plaza had a supporting role in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) and a leading role in Safety Not Guaranteed (2012). From 2017 to 2019, Plaza portrayed the Shadow King and Lenny Busker in the critically praised FX superhero series Legion and produced and starred in the 2017 black comedy films The Little Hours and Ingrid Goes West. She also starred in the romantic comedy Happiest Season and thriller Black Bear (both 2020) and produced and played the title character in the crime film Emily the Criminal (2022). Plaza received a Primetime Emmy Award nomination and a Golden Globe Award for her role as a strait-laced lawyer in the second season of the HBO anthology series The White Lotus (2022). Time magazine named her one of the 100 most influential people in the world in 2023. In 2024, she starred as Rio Vidal in the Marvel Cinematic Universe miniseries Agatha All Along. Description above from the Wikipedia article Aubrey Plaza, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Thinking about the storyline of the Hit-Girl spin-off movie, the following plot came to mind. After high school, our heroine would decide to put her killing skills to full use (what else should she do too) and get recruited into the army and later into some secret agency, killing for the government. But after a while, she would get bored of it and fall in love and decide to go into civilian life, start a family and do a boring job with the local police. But her past would soon catch up with her. Some evil bad guys would kill her boyfriend and a kid and that would really piss her off, so she'd put her costume back on and go on a path of brutal bloody revenge, killing anyone who crossed her path. She'd simply become such a girly Punisher. I think something like that might not be a bad thing at all.
