
Age: 57
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Sam Rockwell (born November 5, 1968) is an American actor. He is known for playing distressed police officer Jason Dixon in Martin McDonagh's crime drama Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017), for which he won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. The following year, he was nominated in the same category for portraying in Adam McKay's political satire Vice (2018). In 2019, he portrayed Bob Fosse in the FX biographical miniseries Fosse/Verdon, earning a nomination for a Primetime Emmy Award, and in 2022, he received a Tony Award nomination for his performance in the Broadway revival of David Mamet's American Buffalo. Rockwell's other films include The Green Mile (1999), Galaxy Quest (1999), Charlie's Angels (2000), Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002), Matchstick Men (2003), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007), Moon (2009), Gentlemen Broncos (2009), Iron Man 2 (2010), Seven Psychopaths (2012), Jojo Rabbit (2019), and See How They Run (2022). Description above from the Wikipedia article Sam Rockwell, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Sam Rockwell

Professor Calamitous
for Professor Calamitous in Evil Con Carne
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Hector Con Carne was a rich man who had it all, but had many rivals. His world came crashing down when he was caught in an explosion. Thankfully, his brain (and stomach) somehow managed to survive the explosion, and were transplanted into the body of a bear. Years later, he plans for world domination, but his equipment is constantly being destroyed and salvaged by small blue creatures known as Smurfs for their own survival. Now Con Carne decides that enough is enough and hires the Smurfs main enemy, a Wizard named Gargamelto help him wipe out these Blue Bastards