Nathaniel Esquire is a nobody, he spends all his time watching television, drinking beer, and he thinks he's the biggest thing since sliced bread. He thinks he's all that, but he's only an barely memorable soldier. However, that all changes when a megalomaniacal mad scientist cyborg called Dr. Proton sends his army of Techbots and an alien invasion led by a mysterious Cycloid Emperor. Now, Duke Nukem is the only known man capable of stopping them both.
