Ronald Kyle Funches is an American comedian and actor. Born in California, Funches spent his early life in Chicago before relocating to Salem, Oregon, as a teenager. He began his comedy career in Portland, Oregon, at age 23.
Is anyone reading this? Hello? Help...I’ve been enslaved by the big mouse and being forced to write synopses for their live action remakes of movies from companies they’ve absorbed...I need help escaping into West Canada into the Warner Brothers Refugee Camp but the Big Mouse is watching—OH GOD HE’S COMING HE SAW ME WRITE THIS OH NO OH NO OH THE HUMANITY—Shrek™ is a love-able (Mickey Mouse™ endorsed) Ogre who loves his friends and loves spreading smiles via Walt Disney™ Corporation MagicBonds™ which if you are a true Amickeyan, you would SURRENDER ALL OF YOUR RESOURCES TO THE MOUSE
